Duvel
Beer? I think you are being rather generous in your characterization. Fermented charcoal and absinthe, is more likely No Beer is something like a Liefman's Kriek. All praise the ambrosia, hic!.
As Larian Studios are Belgian, I suggest taking up Duvel as a secret biological weapon in their next game. From my own RL XP with it: stupor, coma, headache and the feeling of wanting to die to end my misery. Two (dual) tiny innocent-looking bottles lead to my Armaggedon.
Kiya
