In that case, i am NOT going to intruduce you to any of the following:
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Zamalek - A native south African Beer (prefered by the natives, not us white europeans... we just DONT have the stoumachs for it).. Its a "live" beer, and they very often leave it for days in the sun.... I am sure people have comitted suicide before just to get rid of the hangover it leaves you with...
Mampoer - I am sure you get this in other countries too but under a different name.. Its a fruit liqueur but distilled to over 80% vol alcohol!!!!! - Also delivers HUGE hangover as early as 3 hours after....
2 tots of that will have any normal person singing the national anthem on the tune of amazing grace, while standing on their heads doing but clenches... (just a graphical idea of HOW drunk you get)
Saki - lots of people will know this.... if you are not used to chinese interrogation methods.... DONT drink this.... take the effects of mampoer, multiply by 129382483924892389428492387482374823 and speed it up by 50 times....
Interestingly enough... I have NEVER had a hangover with this.... and i worked in a chinese place for 3 years.... if the boss says drink, you DRINK...
* But the evil side of me, just wants to see someone on the aftereffects of Zamalek... just ONCE..... <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/badsmile2.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/evilgrin1.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/shhh.gif" alt="" />
