Larian Studios Forums General Chat Chat (Anything) our little dragon lair

this bad this is bad this is very bad. okay, this is like one of those freaky movies, I'm leaving, um, weres the exit??? <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/confused.gif" alt="" /> no, i'm a guard and i'm stuck here!!!!!!!!!

hey at least I have a job th at says whenever I loose a part I get it back without hassle. hey, thnx dqueen, i was lookin' for that. ***attaches leg, and it falls off*** hey Kiya! mind if ya' put a tattoo of a dragon to hold this thing on to the rest of me.

Nero, did you hire a new guard? Did you get a resume? Any job qualifications other than lost body parts? <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/badsmile2.gif" alt="" />

If Nero didn't hire you Lews then you're still applying for the job! Oh and thieving doesn't qualify you! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/suspicion.gif" alt="" />

Good qualities - you study hard, get good grades in school <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/badsmile2.gif" alt="" />
You don't spam ever! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/rolleyes.gif" alt="" />
And you have another job skill like blacksmith or cobbler or baker. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" /> We miss our pastry chef!

YOu too Johnson - useful skills and abilities. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/winkwink.gif" alt="" />

Cani apply for the job as cleaninglady??? I have expirience <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" />

but offcourse, you only need to fill out these forms <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif" alt="" />

Ohh no, not the paperwork again. I hate this stuff. Why cant i do something without having to fill in hudge amounts of forms with arent usefull at all?

because we like useless stuff <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif" alt="" />

Besides Jolie, cleaning 'persons' ( <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/offtopic.gif" alt="" /> want to be politically correct here) find all kinds of neat stuff around a dragon lair (dragon scales, the occasional jewel, gold <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/winkwink.gif" alt="" /> ). That's one cleaning job worth applying for. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" />

Picking up after a Dragon Prince can be verrrry profitable! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/winkwink.gif" alt="" />

yes it could <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" />
so just fill them out.
if you dont within the next 2 hours, you will get even more forms to fill out, describing why you are so slow <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif" alt="" />

Yes, quickness is an absolute must in 'cleaning and administrative personnel'! The motto is "Work Harder, Work faster!" <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" />

<whisper, whisper> JVB you did take out all the age questions right? <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/ouch.gif" alt="" /> We could get sued if you didn't! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/eek.gif" alt="" />

but offcourse <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" />

the favorite type of bed etc questions are still in there though.

and favorite drinks too <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/winkwink.gif" alt="" />

So we need a pastry chef...
A cook (for the veggies) I think JVB can handle all the barbeque <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" />
Someone who understands the art of making a fine wine...
Someone who knows how to make a 'robust' ale and good beer...
A treasurer (since BG's not here)...
A dressmaker (clothier???) and suitmaker....
A jester ...
A hunter (Kathy is sorely missed <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/disagree.gif" alt="" /> )...

What else would make a village run and be profitable???? <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/think.gif" alt="" />

yes, i miss Bg and kathy 2 <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/disagree.gif" alt="" />
they were our best.

but i think i can handle the BBq.
Plus i can also make great hot tubs. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/rolleyes.gif" alt="" />

I could make ice scupltures and ice cream and <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif" alt="" /> whatever else we need that way!

Have fun today and only hire the best people for the jobs! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" />

<img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/offtopic.gif" alt="" /> Time for me to get ready for work! :yuck: <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/cry.gif" alt="" />

Hey could I get a spot too in this lovely dragon lair <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/winkwink.gif" alt="" />

but offcourse, you are one of the princes <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" />
welcome back (again) <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/winkwink.gif" alt="" />

So what have you been up to?

not much really, sleeping in the treasure room <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/winkwink.gif" alt="" />

writing def inf <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" />
and you?
havent seen you around lately.
we were starting to get worried.

Well I have been busy.
Well actually my girlyfriend kept me busy a lot of the time <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" />
Well I have time now a bit to myself because she went to visit her parents and I had to stay and work. And for the last 2 weeks I was in hospital because my diabetes. The doctors changed my insulin and they wanted to monitor me to see what the changes was. But else I cant complain. Just happy to be back

were happy to have you back too <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" />