Take a news event and make a funny headline.


examples:

news: Patrick Stewart recovering heart surgery

funked headline:
Patrick Stewart recovering from angioplasty, a complicated procedure that involves Ensign Crusher recalibrating the shield harmonics by beaming plasma from the warp nacel off of the deflector array and creating a tachion pulse

news: George Lucas may make Star Wars sequels

funked headline:

George Lucas may make Star Wars sequels. Great disturbance in Force felt, as if millions of voices suddenly cried out in terror but were suddenly silenced



Now you give it a try

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