Recently the USA acquired a new science, according to our local reporter, the new science is apparently very "hush hush" and thus will not be made available for study.
A spokesman for the Goverment stated, that in due time when the science will be better known by the various institutes, the possibility may exist for further exploration.
This reporter, has found out thru private sources that wish to remain unidentified, that the science is not science as such, but rather a study of former wrongdoings of elected members of state, and since nobody can make head or tails about this important subject it has been classified as science and thus can be put under the Act of Social Secrets, to which point it will eventually become mute.
However no-one wished to respond to this reporters question in regards to the 25 year Freedom of Information Act, which states that all secret information must be made public after an expiry of 25 years, except for one anonymous statement, which said " that if it doesn't exist in the first place then it can not be made public in 25 years or any other time period.
To which this reporter concludes that if ppl would believe that, then it is entirelypossible that ppl will believe this, and ergo is making a living by reporting totally inaccurate rubbish that will be read none the less and thus sell newspapers and keep the afore mentioned reporter in a job so he pay off his house mortgage .
