News: Low-carb diets bad for stomach?

FUNK!: After a year of this new Low carb diet sweeping through our nation people are finally beginning to realize that Carboydrates are essential for healthy human life, and by depriving themselves so sharply most diet-goes have the following symptoms.
1) are too cool for school
2) have accute brain malfuntion
3) Have died
But they are happy that the loss of muscle tissue is vcausing them to "look thinner"