events of the day:
Arafat -- who was deathly ill, not deathly ill, in a coma, not in a coma, dead, not dead, brain dead, not brain dead, awake and communicating, now reportedly dead again
Yasser Arafat is finally dead, say Palestinian sources. Should be alive again by this afternoon
French medical services insist Arafat is still alive and playing Halo 2
And may favorite of the day:
Arafat -- who was deathly ill, not deathly ill, in a coma, not in a coma, dead, not dead, brain dead, not brain dead, awake and communicating, dead again, alive again. In other news Jesus consedes defeat.