To: The Royal Court of Larian
CC: The Honourable Barta, President of the PIF
From: Rincewind, Battlemage
Subject: Report on the English Fora Legion
Deep, swirling fog. Returned from long captivity in far off city of Office, sorely wounded from torture with Numbers and Reports most foul, to find Warlord MeaCulpa had been forced to light the beacon to guide our comrades home from their scouting missions.
Reported in and reviewed the defences. Was heartened to see a full complement manning the nearby German Fora Legion outpost, but noted the fog stopped cold just this side of their lines. Suspect sorcery, purpose unknown.
Comrades struggling through the fog to report: Druids LaFille (Elemental) and AlrikFassbauer (Elder), Archmage Ubereil, and Death Dragon Spick. Others are bound to follow. Death Dragon Spick advised he is going on leave shortly... no doubt with a secret assignment, which quite admirably he was too discreet to mention even among friends.
Ancient Dragon Raze is still holding the Upper Fora secure. (With respect, my lords, I wonder that the Noble Raze has not been elevated to Archangel, at least -- if not Cherubim or Seraphim --, in recognition of his singular service to the Court.)
Submitted most humbly by your loyal servant,
Rincewind
