POTATOES! POTATOES! POTATOES!


[color:"white"]You want potatoes? We've got potatoes! We have boxes of potatoes, sacks of potatoes, pecks of potatoes, bushels of potatoes, pallets of potatoes, and truckloads of potatoes. We even have a taewa of potatoes! Come on down to [/color][color:"orange"]Hand[/color][color:"red"]-E-[/color][color:"orange"]Food[/color][color:"white"] and fulfil your desire for potatoes.

Also in stock:
  • Potatoe Chipes
  • Potatoe Cakes
  • Potatoe Pancakes
  • Mashe Potatoe
  • Potatoe Piniataes
  • Vodkae
  • Scallape Potatoes
  • Potatoe Pizzae
    And the all new...
  • Potatoe-in-a-Potatoe
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