<img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/delight.gif" alt="" /> Hehe... <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/delight.gif" alt="" />
5. On electric toasters, why do they engrave the message "one slice"? How many pieces of bread do they think people are really gonna try to stuff in that slot?
Unfortunately, there's probably a good reason...
Why do kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
