MEMO
From: RIAA Legal Division
To: Mr.Ubereil
Re: Assertion of immunity from legal action due to Swedish nationality

Your claim of Swedish nationality is being viewed with suspicion. As you are well aware, there are many artificial Swedeners on the market today. Practically every diet drink or dessert contains one.


The question is not, Can they reason? nor, Can they talk? but, Can they suffer?
~Jeremy Bentham