in response to the earlier posts on my beardly status, i would like to say that i no longer wear my ultra-unorthodox beard as it looks ultra orthodox & i scare the **** out of salman rushdie everytime i visit him for tea & crumpet. he always thought i look a lot like ayatolah. .... come to think of it, i think ayatolah does look a lot like me. damn, i should have sued him when he was alive for impersonation! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/memad.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/silly.gif" alt="" />
@ barta -> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/kissyou.gif" alt="" /> i will always support a pro-beard president!
thanks for the kind thought, guroth. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" />
now on to git to the argument.
advertisement is ...
1. tool-> u happen to have this brilliant stuff came out of your mind & now that u've made it into reality, product that is, u want to let people know they can have it! of course for a price & that to come to u if they want to buy. ain't that great?
2. nuisance-> so your arch-enemy found out about your brilliant product & ups the ante by making a more brilliant product (light bulbs not included) & also usingthe same tool as u, he lets people know that they should go to him instead of u since his is better. & also at the same price as u! ain't that just great?
3. counter-tool-> so now u're thinking maybe lower price might help u out here. what else can u do but to tell everyone that your product is better, right? ain't that great?
4. neutralising nuisance-> what copycat! first he copied your idea, then he copied your moves. his 'better' product now is also better priced! heck! ain't that great?!
5. conscience-forming-tool-> u have to let people know that this arch-enemy is bad news & that he's fake! what other way to tell them & at the same time, throw cake in his face by advertise, right? wow, ain't that great?!
6. conscience-deforming-neutraliser-> he practically copied ALL your moves! ****! so what are u going to do with that cake on your face? sheesh, ain't THAT great?
7. all-out-move-> & u're no longer wearing gloves & dropped the word NICE off your vocabulary. that arch-enemy is going to be sorry he messed with u. now ain't that nice ...
8. counter-move-neutraliser-> arch-enemy is messing with u big time. it's not going to end soon. *sigh* ain't that nice?
