... if the earth was flat, like it's supposed to be, we wouldn't have these silly problems! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" />
What! Are you trying to tell us the world ISN'T flat! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/eek.gif" alt="" />
You're not one of those crazy square-earthers are you??
I'm sure that all educated people know that it's actually a flat disk supported by a giant tortoise. BUT - if it wasn't a disk, then does anybody have a suggestion as to what shape might be useful?
I think a rectangle would be nice. If you got lost you could just drive until you got to one of the corners and re-orient yourself. And of course the rectangle should have lots of pockets down the sides, to keep all the crap that worlds seem to accumulate....
And some sort of outboard motor on one end. The current model seems to do nothing but totter slowly round and round the same old sun .... geez how tame is that..
And the new model would have an alarm bell right over Malaysia, to wake Janggut up... <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" />
