Am not! I am rubber, you are glue. Whatever you say... how's it go? It ryhmes if I say something. Uh, bounces off your morphic resonance field and hits the glue? Uh... Bounces off me, and sticks to some glue. You? A rock... Hey, you was right.
See, If I WAS one, I'd argue that I was one just for the point of aruging. But I'm not, and that is showing that I am? Not? One? Some? Yum...

Bloody topics.