Well, I was going to sit this thread out for a while, but I can’t let an outrageous slur like that go unchallenged – even coming from a friend and neighbour who treats my drink supplies as his own!

No, the Gomorrahns might have liked a bottle or two of the old horizontalising fluid, but that was not what made Jehovah start bowling off his full run up.

What really got up the omniscient nostrils was the habit of the folks of Gomorrah of refusing to type capitals at the start of their sentences. Whoops, is that lightning I see not far from here…. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/ouch.gif" alt="" />

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i have topic that we could discuss while we're waiting. it's a Biblical one, so it follows on quite nicely to balance the last one. i would pick a winner on the basis of funniest and cleverest answer (extra points for not being rude, although that would be OK too).