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this bad this is bad this is very bad. okay, this is like one of those freaky movies, I'm leaving, um, weres the exit??? <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/confused.gif" alt="" /> no, i'm a guard and i'm stuck here!!!!!!!!!



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hey at least I have a job th at says whenever I loose a part I get it back without hassle. hey, thnx dqueen, i was lookin' for that. ***attaches leg, and it falls off*** hey Kiya! mind if ya' put a tattoo of a dragon to hold this thing on to the rest of me.



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Nero, did you hire a new guard? Did you get a resume? Any job qualifications other than lost body parts? <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/badsmile2.gif" alt="" />

If Nero didn't hire you Lews then you're still applying for the job! Oh and thieving doesn't qualify you! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/suspicion.gif" alt="" />

Good qualities - you study hard, get good grades in school <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/badsmile2.gif" alt="" />
You don't spam ever! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/rolleyes.gif" alt="" />
And you have another job skill like blacksmith or cobbler or baker. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" /> We miss our pastry chef!

YOu too Johnson - useful skills and abilities. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/winkwink.gif" alt="" />


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Cani apply for the job as cleaninglady??? I have expirience <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" />


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but offcourse, you only need to fill out these forms <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif" alt="" />


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Ohh no, not the paperwork again. I hate this stuff. Why cant i do something without having to fill in hudge amounts of forms with arent usefull at all?


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because we like useless stuff <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif" alt="" />


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Besides Jolie, cleaning 'persons' ( <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/offtopic.gif" alt="" /> want to be politically correct here) find all kinds of neat stuff around a dragon lair (dragon scales, the occasional jewel, gold <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/winkwink.gif" alt="" /> ). That's one cleaning job worth applying for. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" />

Picking up after a Dragon Prince can be verrrry profitable! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/winkwink.gif" alt="" />


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yes it could <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" />
so just fill them out.
if you dont within the next 2 hours, you will get even more forms to fill out, describing why you are so slow <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif" alt="" />


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Yes, quickness is an absolute must in 'cleaning and administrative personnel'! The motto is "Work Harder, Work faster!" <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" />

<whisper, whisper> JVB you did take out all the age questions right? <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/ouch.gif" alt="" /> We could get sued if you didn't! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/eek.gif" alt="" />


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but offcourse <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" />

the favorite type of bed etc questions are still in there though.

and favorite drinks too <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/winkwink.gif" alt="" />


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So we need a pastry chef...
A cook (for the veggies) I think JVB can handle all the barbeque <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" />
Someone who understands the art of making a fine wine...
Someone who knows how to make a 'robust' ale and good beer...
A treasurer (since BG's not here)...
A dressmaker (clothier???) and suitmaker....
A jester ...
A hunter (Kathy is sorely missed <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/disagree.gif" alt="" /> )...

What else would make a village run and be profitable???? <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/think.gif" alt="" />


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yes, i miss Bg and kathy 2 <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/disagree.gif" alt="" />
they were our best.

but i think i can handle the BBq.
Plus i can also make great hot tubs. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/rolleyes.gif" alt="" />


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I could make ice scupltures and ice cream and <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif" alt="" /> whatever else we need that way!

Have fun today and only hire the best people for the jobs! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" />

<img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/offtopic.gif" alt="" /> Time for me to get ready for work! :yuck: <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/cry.gif" alt="" />



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Hey could I get a spot too in this lovely dragon lair <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/winkwink.gif" alt="" />

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but offcourse, you are one of the princes <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" />
welcome back (again) <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/winkwink.gif" alt="" />


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So what have you been up to?

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not much really, sleeping in the treasure room <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/winkwink.gif" alt="" />

writing def inf <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" />
and you?
havent seen you around lately.
we were starting to get worried.


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Well I have been busy.
Well actually my girlyfriend kept me busy a lot of the time <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" />
Well I have time now a bit to myself because she went to visit her parents and I had to stay and work. And for the last 2 weeks I was in hospital because my diabetes. The doctors changed my insulin and they wanted to monitor me to see what the changes was. But else I cant complain. Just happy to be back

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were happy to have you back too <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" />


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