From the Doug Anthony All Stars (Australian comedy trio):
I cannot see.
I cannot wave.
I'm not a man,
And yet I shave.
This isn't a real riddle. I'll remind you that it was from a comedy trio who had very bad tastes. We had it playing in the car and turned the car off between the riddle and the answer. It had our friend stumped for an hour until we got in the car again. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" />
<span class='standouttext'>Spoiler : </span><span class='spoiler'>A blind, cripple woman with a hairy back!</span>
