The guy is a blind midget who works in the cirus! He makes his living because he's the smallest midget in the circus but someone (a rival midget <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/evilgrin1.gif" alt="" />) has been sawing the laws off his bed so when he wakes up and gets up he thinks he's growing taller...
He then kills himself because he can't make a living as a midget!! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/think.gif" alt="" />
