Right...been playing Oblivion. And I got to the part, where yer man says to kill the other fella, then escort the dude to the town...er...near where the tree is!! And so I did that, and then the fairy came down from the sun and told me I was living a lie, and that I really didn't have the game, and it was a washing up liquid bottle I was swinging around, not a sword. The armour I found was just a pot I put on my head...and the town was my bedroom...and....and.....
