Just found this one('Answer his Questions'-Morrowind players will know what i'm talking about):
Asking a Skingrad-guard about rumors: 'every day i buy a sweetroll from the baker, and one day these three thugs came to me, so i took the sweetroll...' (not exactly the same as he said) <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/ROFL.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/ROFL.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/ROFL.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/ROFL.gif" alt="" />