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<img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/offtopic.gif" alt="" /> Cleg, what is it with you and salt? <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/silly.gif" alt="" />

<img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/offtopic.gif" alt="" />The true story between Cleg, salt and aphorisms and how it is still related with aphorisms about life, Womble

He can come in here and go on about salt, but he can't refresh the link to the buying-a-computer-guide .

Übereil

<img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/ROFL.gif" alt="" />

True weirdness...

<img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/offtopic.gif" alt="" /> To those who would object to my posting the following links in response to Womble, I say, "Don't rub salt into my wounds.

Salt, the king of aphorism
Saalt, the Nigerian who nearly took my life
How salt saved me from Saalt



Life without challenges is like a meal without salt.

Ars System Guide, the salt of the web.

<img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/offtopic.gif" alt="" /> Jeez, you go away from the forum for a week and miss so much. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/eek.gif" alt="" />

" To taint such wine with the salt poison of his own despair!" -- Oscar Wilde

Laws are like sausages,
it's better not to watch them being made. (Otto von Bismarck)


Fafnir <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/winkwink.gif" alt="" />

A sausage without salt is like a law without enforcement. (Cleg Von Law)

salt is an unworthy ingredient without pepper.

Salt is to pepper as woman is to man.

Imitation is suicide
Lost Time is never Found again.
Life is short, art is long, opportunity fleeting, experimenting dangerous, reasoning difficult.
Some praise at morning what they blame at night.
Malice is rare.- Most people are far too much occupied with themselves to be malicious.
Talking much about oneself can also be a means to conceal oneself
Positive and negative- This thinker needs nobody to refute him, for that he suffices himself.
Inform all the troops that communications have completely broken down
To err is human, to forgive divine
Never let your sense of morals prevent you from doing what is right.
I do not fear computers. I fear the lack of them.
Violence is the last refuge of the incompetent.
etc etc and more like
Egoist: A person of low taste, more interested in themselves than in me.

Too much salt in the food is suicide--for the cook.
Scatter the salt and you will never find it again.
Life is short, opportunity fleeting, experimenting dangerous, but salt always tastes the same.
Too much salt in the food can also be a means to conceal one's cooking.
Aphorisms about taste rarely contain salt.

<img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/ROFL.gif" alt="" /> cleg, u keep the salt coming! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/up.gif" alt="" />

Money is the root of all evil, but salt has low toxicity and is completely non-flammable.

i give up the idea of choosing a winner in this here...

cleg was the salt of this thread <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/ROFL.gif" alt="" /> and somehow i must admit i deserve his sarcasms for the salt thing but there were many excellent other contributions too...thanks to all

if someone wants to give another topic, feel free to do it

Every aphorism must contain the name of a country or people of that contry.

One million Frenchmen can't be wrong, or could they?

America is the only country that went from barbarism to decadence without civilization in between

Übereil

Hey! Copycat! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" />