If your cook is French, your butler English, your house German, your salary American and your wife Japanese, you are a happy man - but what a fate, if your cook is English, your butler German, your house French, your salary Japanese and your wife American.

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In times of crisis it is of the utmost importance not to lose your head (Marie Antoinette)