This site will translate English into any of the following languages:
redneck, jive cockney, Swedish chef and others.

Are there any good language translating programs out there for the PC or online, to convert from one language to another language quite accurately?

becomes

Ere-a zeere-a uny guud lungooege-a trunsleteeng prugrems oooot zeere-a fur zee PC oor oonleene-a, tu cunfert frum oone-a lungooege-a tu unuzeer lungooege-a qooeete-a eccooretely?

in Swedish chef.

http://www.rinkworks.com/dialect/


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