Hmm, not bad. The cockney need work on its rhyming slang however. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" />

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I'm totally knackered, I've been running up and down the stairs all day!


Becomes:

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I'm totally knackered, been runnin' up and dahn the apples and pears all day.


When It should be this:

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I'm totally cream crackered (creamed), been runnin' up and dahn the apples all day.


Bloody cockneys.... <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/ROFL.gif" alt="" />

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