Hmm the idea I stole from Ube, but changed it too a more Roleplayers PoV, I.E.
What was the most humorous, stoopid, Intelligent ... whatever you heard a player utter during a P&P session?
I remember mine <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/confused.gif" alt="" /> Setting Middle earth RPG system Rolemaster
Halfling walks accidently into the den of the Vampire lord leading his party, after some very polite introductions where every one is pointedly ignoring the fact that we are in the middle of a incredibly powerfull Vamp (remember this is rolemaster, deadly rules!) when the Elf (me) blurts out: "BTW have you ever heard of the one ring?"
The majority of the party went NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! tell us you didn't say that, the mage in the party called all together and dropped a empowered Fireball spell at his feet killing all party members!
After I said what you do that for? they said in unison "you Moron, that was a Vampire, and he would have heard about the one ring during his Looooong existence, and thus would have made us undead just to get our information !!
Needless to say when all this finally dawned on me, I said sheepishly " hmm are we gonna make new characters now ?? " <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/eek.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/eek.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/eek.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/eek.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/eek.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/eek.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/ROFL.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/ROFL.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/ROFL.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/ROFL.gif" alt="" />
