Some of our old warhammer sessions were so funny I often drew up a comic strip that night of the events. I wonder if I still have them somewhere!

There was some classics.

Gamesmaster: 'The crystal is floating 5 feet above the ground, but there's what can only be described as a magical layer of fire around it. If you wanted to take the crystal you'd have to put your hand through the flames! Looking around the cavern you see graffiti, it appears to be orcish scribblings!'

Dwarf Loremaster: 'I read what it says! Could be a clue!'

GM: 'It says "Zog off Torock" over and over! You know 'zog off' to be an orcish insult!'

Healer: 'Well that wont help us get the crystal so! Hey dwarf, you're tough, put your hand in and get it and I'll heal ya after!'

Dwarf Loremaster: 'I will in my sh**e put my hand in...you do it and heal yourself!'

Healer: 'I'm not tough enough!'

Dwarf Loremaster: 'Zog off torock' has to be magic chant or something!!'

Warrior: You're kidding right?

Dwarf Loremaster: GM, I walk around the flames chanting 'Zog off torock'...

GM: Nothing happens.

Dwarf Loremaster: I stamp my feet while doing it.

(Laughter from all other players)

GM: Nothing happens.

Dwarf Loremaster: everyone else has to join in or it wont work.

everyone else: *groan*

(conga-line of idiots stamping around the flames chanting 'Zog off torock')

GM: Nothing happens.

Dwarf Loremaster: What else is in the room?

GM: A crude looking table, basically a stone slab.

Dwarf Loremaster: I stand on that and chant 'Zog off torock'!!

GM: Nothing happens.

Other players (amoung themselves): He said he was a 'loremaster'...

(10 minutes later after chanting from every location in the room...lots of laughter, and an irate dwarf saying 'at least I'm trying something unlike you lot)

GM: Nothing happens.

Dwarf Loremaster: Right that's it...I'm just going to put my hand in. Seeing as I'm the one who has to get things done. I know it's going to nearly kill me though...

GM: As you put your hand in your arm bursts into flames...(dice rolls)

Dwarf Loremaster: I roll around on the ground.

GM: The rest of you see a flaming dwarf rolling around on the floor.

Others: fine, we pat the fires out.

Warrior: I put my hand in knowing it can't burn me and just take the crystal (dice roll)

GM: You take the crystal. The flames go out, the dwarf has no hair left, and is smoking.

(laughter from all.....) <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/evilgrin1.gif" alt="" />