Acually, they are (extremely) bad jokes. Jul is the Swedish word for X-mass, hjul is the swedish word for weel, thy are pronounced exactly the same, and that is the base for both of the jokes. (Now it's X-mass/weels again, said th man who got overruned by the train. And: soon you whon't get out of your houses. You know why? Well, it's because x-mass/the weel is standing infront of the door (Swedish expression, meens it's about to happen soon)).

And about that PM: I don't have the energy to write it now... Since I'm ill... Maybe in the holiday (starts on Saturday).

Übereil


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