Since all in my family writes wishinglists everybody knows what everybody whants. And since most of us have pretty bad imagination (I usually buy chokolate. To everyone...) we buy what's on the list. And therefore we allways get what we whant, and therefore we're never suprized. (Hey, KOTOR <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/XmasEek.gif" alt="" />! Exactly what I whanted! I can't believe you knew I whanted this! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/xmassmiley.gif" alt="" /> I'm so very suprized!) And that's why it's so difficult to remember any bad presents. Maybe it's the one time my friend was about to give me my gift. And he gave me this parcel. It was kind of soft, which I said, so my fater said: "It's probably the underpants <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" />" (it's the usuall joke in our family, nobody whants underpants, so we joke about everything being underpants). I said "no way!" since noone never get any underpants. Except me that very time... Because it WAS acually underpants that my friend had lieing around, so he gave them to me. I've never used them...

Übereil


Brain: an apparatus with which we think we think.

Ambrose Bierce