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If my hubby dares to buy me an iron as a present, he can be asured of a very painful experience <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/devil.gif" alt="" /> Thank heavens he cant distinguish between a deepfryer and a pressure cooker.... so i think i am safe <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" />

Now if he at least bought you an iron with some special features, like "diamond earrings inside" he would be promptly forgiven <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/evilgrin1.gif" alt="" />

I remember to buy him shoe polish for xmas next year <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" />



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I remember to buy him shoe polish for xmas next year


Great idea, Lady! There must be something else than a tie to give next year. Maybe we women should give our hubbies a reminder to put the toiletseat down, not to spill on the ground and refill the empty toiletpaperholder! Some post-it's will do the job, I recon.... <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" />



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In that case i should put a toilet brush on my shopping list <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/badsmile2.gif" alt="" />


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In that case i should put a toilet brush on my shopping list


Yeah, but some guys are blind when it comes to cleaning up the mess!



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Girls... girls...
I could not agree more about the cleaning thing. BUT I insist that an iron is a good present. Think about it! It is very heavy! That make it a great weapon to me... Do you follow me know? <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/badsmile2.gif" alt="" />


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Irons work well as assult weapons agreed..... but why should i use any of MY stuff to hurt him with????? Their toys make much better assult weapons <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" /> next time watch the expression on his face when you walk up to him with a hammer in one hand and a nail gun in the other <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/badsmile2.gif" alt="" /> (while wearing THIS little smile <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/badsmile2.gif" alt="" />)

Also if its their stuff, i dont mind to throw it around... if it breaks even better <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" />

IMHO solid rock /glass ashtrays makes the best assult weapons (in the airborne category) <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/evilgrin1.gif" alt="" />


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watch the expression on his face when you walk up to him with a hammer in one hand and a nail gun in the other (while wearing THIS little smile )


When you do that, you need to wear your most hot&spicy wonderbra and string so he would not suspect anything and would think you're in the mood for a little S&M... <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/badsmile2.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/badsmile2.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/badsmile2.gif" alt="" />



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An interesting idea..... but i like the expression of uncontrolled fear on their faces.... I like to see them try to run.... <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/evilgrin1.gif" alt="" />


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i like the expression of uncontrolled fear on their faces


I can imagine it before my eyes....mmmmmm
But have you noticed that there are no males in this tread anymore. They all have chickened out!!
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But have you noticed that there are no males in this tread anymore. They all have chickened out!!
<img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/ROFL.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/ROFL.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/ROFL.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/ROFL.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/ROFL.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/ROFL.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/ROFL.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/ROFL.gif" alt="" />
Heh I guess that some of you Ladies dunno that I am a guy <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/evilgrin1.gif" alt="" /> and yes the wonderbra and strings works for me ..... I can assure you that the nail gun will be used but maybe not the one you think <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/evilgrin1.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/ROFL.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/ROFL.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/ROFL.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/ROFL.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/ROFL.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/ROFL.gif" alt="" />

And Luc, I am still jealous of George (Mea notices that Luc made no mention about photo's <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/suspicion.gif" alt="" /> ) but I still love you albeit from afar <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/xmassmiley.gif" alt="" />


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Sorry for the misunderstanding, Mea but what's in a man's name huh? Maybe it's because of the picture or your nick that I assumed you were a girl! Sorry 'bout that!! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/kissyou.gif" alt="" />
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I can assure you that the nail gun will be used but maybe not the one you think

And can you explain me exactly how you want to use your nailgun??? <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" />



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Sorry for the misunderstanding, Mea but what's in a man's name huh? Maybe it's because of the picture or your nick that I assumed you were a girl! Sorry 'bout that!! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/kissyou.gif" alt="" />
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I can assure you that the nail gun will be used but maybe not the one you think

And can you explain me exactly how you want to use your nailgun??? <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" />

galadriel


I miss[color:"yellow"] Womble [/color].
He'd have some great lines for this topic. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" />


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I miss Womble .
He'd have some great lines for this topic.


Heh Womble has great lines for everything ...... but yes particularly for this subject <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" />

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And can you explain me exactly how you want to use your nailgun???


I can but .... this forum will not support that sort of language ..... however 1 day when your hubbie is away lemme know and I'll hop over from the Land of Oz and "talk" to you about it <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/evilgrin1.gif" alt="" />

Oh and Dorothy said hello, the dog didn't want the bone (wrong flavor)

and my "Character" is Female, me the "Player" is male <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" />


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But have you noticed that there are no males in this tread anymore. They all have chickened out!!


Actually,
They all fell asleep for some reason... <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/delight.gif" alt="" />
... dreaming about the presents they got.


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1 day when your hubbie is away lemme know and I'll hop over from the Land of Oz and "talk" to you about it


Great idea, but it really depent on how far that Land of Oz is, because my hubby won't be away for days. And you should really be careful, I have very big ...bo...boxinggloves!! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/ROFL.gif" alt="" />

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the dog didn't want the bone (wrong flavor)

Are you sure it was the right dog? Not that sick old Retriever that looked like Dorothy's dog... <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/think.gif" alt="" />



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<img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/rolleyes.gif" alt="" /> in the interest of staying on topic <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" /> I the great Virgo
have come to grace everyone with my presence <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/rolleyes.gif" alt="" />

having locked myself in my room for 3 or 4 days (i lost track of time after the 2nd day since i could not see the sun come up and down but i digress) playing ROME TOTAL WAR <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/rolleyes.gif" alt="" />
<img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/party.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/party.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/party.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/party.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/XmasJump.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/XmasJump.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/XmasJump.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/XmasJump.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/XmasJump.gif" alt="" />

you ask yourselves why stop? Why stop?.........well needless to day my addictive compulsion to play ROME TOTAL WAR came to a halt as the power to my computer shut off...

I read too much into the situation and became hysterical <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/ohh.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/XmasEek.gif" alt="" />

<img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/rolleyes.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/silly.gif" alt="" /> then after cring near the wall of my room i decided to try and discover what became of the plug in the wall (which connected my power supply)...I saw the power switch on the surge protector turned off.....then i saw my kitty cat...........after chasing her around the house I gave up my endeavor and decided to take a break from ROME TOTAL WAR !!!! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/exclamation.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/exclamation.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/exclamation.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" /> just for a little bit

thus ends my story <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/freak.gif" alt="" />

ROME TOTAL WAR
ROME TOTAL WAR <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/XmasJump.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/party.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/XmasJump.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/party.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/XmasJump.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/party.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/XmasJump.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/party.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/XmasJump.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/XmasJump.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/party.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/party.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/party.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/party.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/XmasJump.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/XmasJump.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/XmasJump.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/party.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/party.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/XmasJump.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/XmasJump.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/party.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/party.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/party.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/XmasJump.gif" alt="" />


This is SpArTa!! oh im sorry, I must have took a wrong turn..somewhere...(runs away)
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@ Kyra -> yeah, where is Womble? anyway, we still have spick. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/up.gif" alt="" />

@ the gals -> heck i think an iron's a lousy present too, especially if it comes from family members who stay in the same house. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/down.gif" alt="" /> u're right, gal (sounds good for short form of galadriel, don't u think?) as it's like asking that person to iron your stuff for u since u gave that iron as a 'present'. hey, why not give the maid a vacuum cleaner as a gift? <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/rolleyes.gif" alt="" />

@ Mea -> maybe u deserved to get it. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/winkwink.gif" alt="" /> have u given anyone any electrical appliances for house chores? <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/think.gif" alt="" /> or somebody thought your chef hat is a bit creasy so it needs ironing. personally i think the proper present for u would be ........ Skin Care Set! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/XmasJump.gif" alt="" />

think about it, u work in a restaurant & so exposed to smoke (fags, kitchen), people, indoor/outdoor, etc. & if u have to ask for more reason, tell yourself [color:"pink"] I Am Worth It. [/color] <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/up.gif" alt="" />

@ lady rain -> "If my hubby dares to buy me an iron as a present, he can be asured of a very painful experience Thank heavens he cant distinguish between a deepfryer and a pressure cooker.... so i think i am safe" lady rain

beware of valentine. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/XmasEek.gif" alt="" />

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Sorry I get in topic guys but I am so glad today! I got a really nice present!
A male friend of mine found and bought me "The Crow" (The first movie) and I still can not believe it!
My most fav present!

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No pics this time sugar. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" />


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No pics this time sugar. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" />


<img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/think.gif" alt="" /> *maybe Luc used it as a 'throwing' weapon +5 crushing* <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/XmasEek.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/evilgrin1.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/silly.gif" alt="" />

Luc, is it DVD? don't forget to hold it in front of u & stand in front of the mirror & say to yourself; Because I'm Worth It. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/cool.gif" alt="" />


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