Man:
"What is that howling?"
Girl:
"It's probably wherewolves."
Man:
"Wherewolves???"
Servant:
"There wolves! There castle!"
Man:
"Why are you talking like that?"
Servant, puzzled:
"Well, I thought you whanted me to!"
Man:
"(Idiot...)"

Übereil (guess what movie! If your right I won't know since I only know the Swedish title...)


Brain: an apparatus with which we think we think.

Ambrose Bierce