What is Michael Jackson's favorite part about twenty-eight year olds?
There are twenty of them.
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why did Michael Jackson place a phone call to Boyz II Men?
he thought it was a delivery service!
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how does Michael Jackson pick his nose?
From a catalog!
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Q: What is the difference between Michael Jackson and a shopping bag?
A: One is white, made of plastic and dangerous for kids to play with, and the other is used to carry your groceries.
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Where's Michael going on vacation?
He's going to Tampa with the kids!
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What do Michael Jackson and Wal-Mart have in common?
They both have boys shorts half off!
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Q: Have you heard about Michael Jackson's New Book?
A: It's called, "The In's and Out's of Child Rearing
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Q: Who does Michael Jackson consider a Perfect "10"?
A: Two 5 year olds.
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What do Michael Jackson & Michael Jordan have in common?
They both play ball in the Minor League.
What's the difference between them?
One is in the Minors, the other is into Minors.
Last edited by Lady_Rain; 07/01/05 09:47 PM.
