What did Michael Jackson tell the little boy?
"The way you make me feel, it really turns me on!"
If you play thriller backwards, you can hear Michael confessing all the names of the boys he touched. That's why it is 14 minutes long.
Why did Michael Jackson get food poisoning?
He ate a nine year old wiener!
The new burger at McDonald's is called the McJackson.
It consists of matured beef between two fresh white buns.
What's Micheal Jackson's Chinese name?
Melikeemyoung.