No no Gal', i cant past those jokes here... they are WAYYYYY too bad... i will get banned from the forum without a second thought.
Michael Jackson said to Debbie one night, "I fancy some
entertainment, what shall we do?".
To which Debbie replied " I know we'll get a video".
Michael then said " Great, Ill get Aladdin".
Debbie said speedily "No Michael, You have been
in trouble for that before"
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The Pope has issued a proclamation on Michael Jackson. If he hears
any more allegations about little boys, the Pope says he'll have no
choice but to make him a priest.
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I understand that Micheal decided to have a boy of his
own because it's too expensive to rent them at Million
a pop.
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Who's Michael Jackson's favorite poet?
~Emily Dick in son.
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What's the worst stain to try to remove from a little
boy's underpants?
~Michael Jackson's makeup.
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What's the difference between Mr. Potato Head and Michael Jackson?
~Michael Jackson has had more noses.
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What are Michael Jackson's favorite sayings?
1) There's a sucker born every minute.
2) Kids do the darndest things.
3) Tricks are for kids.
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What's Michael's favorite dish?
~Creamed shrimp.
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A confused nine year old boy goes up to his mother
and asks, "Is God male or female?"
After thinking for a moment, his mother responds,
"Well, God is both male and female."
This confuses the little boy so he asks, "Is God black
or white?"
"Well, God is both black and white."
This further confuses the boy so he asks, "Is God gay
or straight?"
At this the mother is getting concerned, but answers
none the less, "Honey, God is both gay and straight."
At this, the boy's face lights up with understanding
and he triumphantly asks, "Is God Michael Jackson?"
