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I think you guys are the devils here, but why would we laugh with the jokes?
What is worse than Michael Jackson putting your kids to bed?
Ian Huntley bathing them.

Michael Jackson sued for not molesting a boy
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Michael Jackson donates to children in need...
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Is this just one of my prejudices, or can you sue anyone for anything in the United States of America? And get through with it?

Übereil

In that case I'll keep my mouth shut. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" />

I belive the regulars here know my opinions of this 'person'. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/memad.gif" alt="" />

Yes, we most certantly do, and most of us agree with you too. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/winkwink.gif" alt="" /> Another thing I agree with Womble on! That makes 2! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" />

Ub- yep, its the land of fre- wait, I don't like the 'land' word. thats racist to landians! I will sue whoever wrote that song! Woops! He's dead, lets find a rich person instead!- e!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Let's turn this tread in to a "Michael Jackson joke" tread!!!
I'll start!!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Little Boy Blue.
Little Boy Blue who?
Michael Jackson.

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had to read that one 3 times before i got it, but damn, now i'm <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/ROFL.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/ROFL.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/ROFL.gif" alt="" />

What do Michael Jackson and an xbox have in common?
Both get turned on by kids! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" />

What is Michael Jackson's favorite part about twenty-eight year olds?
There are twenty of them.

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why did Michael Jackson place a phone call to Boyz II Men?
he thought it was a delivery service!

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how does Michael Jackson pick his nose?
From a catalog!

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Q: What is the difference between Michael Jackson and a shopping bag?

A: One is white, made of plastic and dangerous for kids to play with, and the other is used to carry your groceries.

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Where's Michael going on vacation?
He's going to Tampa with the kids!

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What do Michael Jackson and Wal-Mart have in common?
They both have boys shorts half off!

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Q: Have you heard about Michael Jackson's New Book?
A: It's called, "The In's and Out's of Child Rearing

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Q: Who does Michael Jackson consider a Perfect "10"?
A: Two 5 year olds.

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What do Michael Jackson & Michael Jordan have in common?
They both play ball in the Minor League.

What's the difference between them?
One is in the Minors, the other is into Minors.

What did Michael Jackson tell the little boy?
"The way you make me feel, it really turns me on!"

If you play thriller backwards, you can hear Michael confessing all the names of the boys he touched. That's why it is 14 minutes long.

Why did Michael Jackson get food poisoning?
He ate a nine year old wiener!

The new burger at McDonald's is called the McJackson.
It consists of matured beef between two fresh white buns.

What's Micheal Jackson's Chinese name?
Melikeemyoung.

Why do I have the feeling we all used the same site to get the jokes from <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" />

<img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" /> forget the joke sites... try finding some other Forums with MJ jokes on!!!! I am still <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/ROFL.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/ROFL.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/ROFL.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/ROFL.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/ROFL.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/ROFL.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/ROFL.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/ROFL.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/ROFL.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/ROFL.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/ROFL.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/ROFL.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/ROFL.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/ROFL.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/ROFL.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/ROFL.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/ROFL.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/ROFL.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/ROFL.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/ROFL.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/ROFL.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/ROFL.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/ROFL.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/ROFL.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/ROFL.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/ROFL.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/ROFL.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/ROFL.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/ROFL.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/ROFL.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/ROFL.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/ROFL.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/ROFL.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/ROFL.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/ROFL.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/ROFL.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/ROFL.gif" alt="" /> from my search..... but i fear some of those jokes, i WONT paste here.... <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/eek.gif" alt="" />

No please go ahead, we like them hot and spicy!! I can always care for a good laugh, even if it's on someone else's back. There is always someone who's the black sheep when you tell jokes, so please, we started it and now we owe it to the community to continue...
Check this one out!! Knock yourselfs out guys, this one is really cruel, I'm a bad person <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/shame.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/shame.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/shame.gif" alt="" />
Wacko Jacko's baby dropping!

No no Gal', i cant past those jokes here... they are WAYYYYY too bad... i will get banned from the forum without a second thought.

Michael Jackson said to Debbie one night, "I fancy some
entertainment, what shall we do?".
To which Debbie replied " I know we'll get a video".
Michael then said " Great, Ill get Aladdin".
Debbie said speedily "No Michael, You have been
in trouble for that before"
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The Pope has issued a proclamation on Michael Jackson. If he hears
any more allegations about little boys, the Pope says he'll have no
choice but to make him a priest.

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I understand that Micheal decided to have a boy of his
own because it's too expensive to rent them at Million
a pop.

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Who's Michael Jackson's favorite poet?
~Emily Dick in son.

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What's the worst stain to try to remove from a little
boy's underpants?
~Michael Jackson's makeup.

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What's the difference between Mr. Potato Head and Michael Jackson?
~Michael Jackson has had more noses.

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What are Michael Jackson's favorite sayings?
1) There's a sucker born every minute.
2) Kids do the darndest things.
3) Tricks are for kids.

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What's Michael's favorite dish?
~Creamed shrimp.

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A confused nine year old boy goes up to his mother
and asks, "Is God male or female?"
After thinking for a moment, his mother responds,
"Well, God is both male and female."
This confuses the little boy so he asks, "Is God black
or white?"
"Well, God is both black and white."
This further confuses the boy so he asks, "Is God gay
or straight?"
At this the mother is getting concerned, but answers
none the less, "Honey, God is both gay and straight."
At this, the boy's face lights up with understanding
and he triumphantly asks, "Is God Michael Jackson?"

Just couldn't resist!! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/evilgrin1.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/evilgrin1.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/evilgrin1.gif" alt="" />

Nice text, Gal... Those pictures are avalible at extremelyfunnypictures.com, in case you wonder...

Übereil

"My preciousssssssssssssssssssssss"
*reaches for the cradle*

Yea, I know but somehow I couldn't get it in the tread. When I overview it before I send it, I could see the picture.
But in the tread I couldn't anymore.
Sorry Üb, you don't have to be sarcastic about that, I'm not so familiar with those kinda things.
I only use my brain to shop, you know <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" />

Yeah, I know, I should be nice to those less fortunate when it came to the biological lottery.

Übereil

Haha, you are also a <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/evilgrin1.gif" alt="" />
Naughty boy, go to herrr...your room!! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/winkwink.gif" alt="" />

Übereil >

Do you know what the difference is between a Fairy Tale and this kind of story here?

A Fairy Tale starts off, “Once upon a time”.

This kind of story starts out, “This is no sh*t man”.

I’m kidding with you. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/winkwink.gif" alt="" />

Tsel <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" />

Some classic gags about Mickey-Jack-son guys <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/ROFL.gif" alt="" />