Its as cockney expression...

Just like "Apples and Pears" refer to STAIRS...
"pork pies" are lies
a "britney spears" is a beer
a "monkey" is 500 pounds
a "saucepan handle" is a candle....

it goes on and on and on....


Your existence alone, is excuse enough for the creation of the entire universe… Il you my darling Jeanne-Dré 