-Thirty-five percent of the people who use personal ads for dating are already married.
-It's possible to lead a cow upstairs...but not downstairs.
-The Main Library at Indiana University sinks over an inch every year because when it was built, engineers failed to take into account the weight of all the books that would occupy the building.
-A snail can sleep for three years.
-No word in the English language rhymes with "month".
