yep, you are <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif" alt="" />...
more seriously it remembers that when i was a student i had an answering machine without telephone.
people used it for leaving messages not for phoning... communications cost was inexistant for me and it was more or less efficient for dating etc... please: note the "more or less" <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/evilgrin1.gif" alt="" />... it was very efficient for overlooking an unpleasant date though <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/evilgrin1.gif" alt="" />
