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no one is invibble p

yes, Kiya and Raze r. so r others. apply, were. um, the last form i saw was in jvb's stomach, so go down in there and then u fill out 1600 pages. hey jvb! i just finished, and there all locked in my fireproof safes. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" />

take them out so i can read them <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/winkwink.gif" alt="" />

no just kidding <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" />
you get a test job first lewis.

a grammatcial job <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif" alt="" />

you have to take all of the spelling mistakes out of both your and jolies forms.

so get to work <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/badsmile2.gif" alt="" />

it should be finally. two l's there joli.
here, not [here. invisible . yeah.

<img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/rolleyes.gif" alt="" />

great, and now start on the forms <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif" alt="" />

what forms??? <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/confused.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/eek.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/confused.gif" alt="" />

this is like 4 moths late, but its from http://dl666.bei.t-online.de/avatar/faile.jpg <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" /> heres a dragon lair for ya'. it didn't like the pic.

We knew.
Well... I knew. Thank you.

you really dont have anything to do eh lews?
answering stuf from 4 months back <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/eek.gif" alt="" />
and please, in stead of showing that entire lair, just post a link please, think of the slow connection ppl.

sorry, and no, i was reading through the entire diine infinity story (incase I ever make it in) and then read this, and decided to post it. then I'm looking for a new avatar. since lews therin was, THE DRAGOn.

1. All applications must come thru me...orders of the Queen you understand.
2. I will be administering a few tests <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/badsmile2.gif" alt="" /> once your paperwork is completed
a. The physical test - tests ability of the applicants body to sustain major traumas.
b. The hearing test - Dragons dont like to have to repeat themselves making them do so = charred
3. On completion of these tests more may be neccessary



[color:"orange"] DQueen [/color] We dont need a brewer or vinter...thats my job, remember <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" />

okay, give me the apllication so i can set do it. want to get this job u know.

didnt you already get it from jvb? Seriously we are going to have to work on your short term memory.....tsktsk

now, what form, memory, ahh . too many questions

Yes I am back at work <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/winkwink.gif" alt="" />
And you know we have to get a food tester because we had attempts in the past to poison the dragons food.

[color:"yellow"] Hi Drakonis [/color] - so very glad to see you (sorry to hear it has been a rough couple of hospital weeks. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/disagree.gif" alt="" /> )

Yes we definitely need a food taster, uhmm <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/badsmile2.gif" alt="" /> Lews? Johnson? the pay's really good for that job. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" />

[color:"yellow"]Nero [/color] think we could hire them for that position?? <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/delight.gif" alt="" /> They might have to be reincarnated a few times, depending on how many people want to poison us. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif" alt="" /> You're right you are our royal ale maker. Does that include wine too? Or do we need a vintnor (sp??)?

[color:"yellow"]Milord Seth [/color] We desperately need a counselor, someone to advice us on what punishments and rewards should be divied up amongst our many peoples (dragons, elves, humans, etc). Especailly when we (the royal we <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/winkwink.gif" alt="" /> ) can't be here becuase of time discrepancies and other adventures in the mundane world.

nah, u know I think I'd rather be somethin' else, then a food tester. hehehe. how 'bout Johnson?

***walkin' through lair lookin' for exit*** crap. no esit so far, better not trip and disturb the monsters. i heard more dragons comin'. hey, this is unfair, I'm LewsTherinKinslayer; The Dragon. I should have scales and wings and fire and be a member of the dragon lair! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/cry.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/cry.gif" alt="" /> maybe I'll become a dragon, The Dragon, and see me as one, and they'll know.

Drakonis scrathes his eyes but still Lews doesn't look like a dragon to him.
And hey what is going on with the job applications there are still a lot of vacancies.

actually, lews, that address that you claim as the location of my avatar is not where it is from. i downloaded a picture and cropped it so i could use it, then hellfighter graciously offered to host it for me. so your address is actually just hellfighter's website.