The shadow creatures were great.... but after fighting them for about 4 hours (when we tested the patch), i had the most disturbing dreams about them!!!!!! I even woke up STILL seeing them.... so i told hubby to "SLOWLY switch on the light.... careful there are "spiders" (i think i refered to them as spiders in my dream) EVERYWHERE!!!!"

Naturally i am STILL being laughed at <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/ROFL.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/ROFL.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/ROFL.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/ROFL.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/ROFL.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/ROFL.gif" alt="" />

Now for those who are wondering what i dreamed <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/shhh.gif" alt="" />

<span class='standouttext'>Spoiler : </span><span class='spoiler'> The story of the "patch" (as recalled by a dreamer)

Once upon a time before the time of the infamous patch 1.47 Larian studios created shadow creatures.... they were powerful, plentyful and had the ability to crowd a screen so badly that you couldnt see your characters in the turmoil.

Shadow creatures were known to leave millions of their young in transparent octagonal crystals everywhere... piling in corners of dungeons, hanging from the roofs, in cocoons, in chests, EVERYWHERE....

Now the young never "hatched" out of these crystals, they were just there for visual effect.....

Until something went wrong with the introduction of the patch..... and they started hatching....

The only catch was that no-one was aware of this.... until i got trapped in the dungeons (of my house) with all of these crystals that are now alive with movement of the young shadow creatures (spiders - still looking exactly like shadow creatures though)... but i cant let anyone know about this, until i excape from the dungeon!!!!!

And then they started hatching!!!!!

I valiantly fought my way through the dungeon (my DK being misteriously AWOL, being forced to drink potion after potion... and finally reached the last room in the dungeon (my bedroom)... By this time i am out of potions and VERY VERY tired, battlebruised and emotionally overloaded....

So i "wake up" in my room.... Hubby turns into the DK (not in shape, but in functionality at least, since he is my battle partner).... and there are crystals EVERYWHERE!!!!!! all alive with movement.....

So i slowly crawled over to my sleeping DK and very very carefully woke him up... telling him not to make any sudden movements because the "spiders" will see us.... I told him to SLOWLY reach over and switch on the light.... which he DID..... all while he is rolling around laughing at me.... when my light got switched on, reality came crashing back to my senses <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/evilgrin1.gif" alt="" />

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<img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/evilgrin1.gif" alt="" /> Even now i STILL get teased about the "spiders"


Your existence alone, is excuse enough for the creation of the entire universe… Il you my darling Jeanne-Dré 