In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods that can be found today being sold in stores nationwide:
-On Sears hairdryer:
"Do not use while sleeping."
(But..., that's the only time I have to work on my hair <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/winkwink.gif" alt="" />)
-On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom of box):
"Do not turn upside down."
(Oops, too late! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/winkwink.gif" alt="" />)
-On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
"Do not iron clothes on body."
(But wouldn't this save even more time? <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" />)
Know any others? <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/silly.gif" alt="" />
