You mean like those useless info in manuals like:
Do not put your hands on the lawn-mower knives while in use. (Why is that?[Linked Image] )

Keep away from food (rat poison) (and I was planning on using it in my famous cake) <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/evilgrin1.gif" alt="" />

Keep away from children (playmobile car) (No problem, I bought it for my fisch anyway) [Linked Image]

Do not handle in when raining (videocamera) (But I wanted to film in the house! Still no? )