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Things like that, yes. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" />
-On a bar of Dial soap:
"Directions: Use like regular soap."
(And that would be how. . . <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/confused.gif" alt="" />)
-On some Swanson frozen dinners:
"Serving suggestions: Defrost."
(But it's "just" a suggestion <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/confused.gif" alt="" />)
-On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
"Product will be hot after heating."
(Hmm . . . now why is that? <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/confused.gif" alt="" />)
-On Boot's Children's Cough Medicine:
"Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this
medication."
(We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head colds off those forklifts. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" />)
