On a toilet brush:

"Not suitable for personal hygiene" <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/eek.gif" alt="" />

In a motorcycle manual:

"Object moves, when in use" <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/rolleyes.gif" alt="" />

In times of crisis it is of the utmost importance not to lose your head (Marie Antoinette)