I remember reading a story once where a character was able to get a "Warning - Do not stick in nose" warning printed onto grapes. It was printed right on the grape and on every single one too.
Seriouslly... How do you manage to stick a grape up your nose? And seriouslly... Oh geeze... <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/ROFL.gif" alt="" />
Übereil
