-On Nytol Sleep Aid:
"Warning: May cause drowsiness."
(One would hope <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/think.gif" alt="" />)
-On most brands of Christmas lights:
"For indoor or outdoor use only."
(As opposed to... eh... inbetween doors? <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/confused.gif" alt="" />)
-On a Japanese food processor:
"Not to be used for the other use."
(O yes, that other use! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/delight.gif" alt="" />)
-On Sainsbury's peanuts:
"Warning: Contains nuts."
(Gee, thankx for the warning. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/eek.gif" alt="" />)
