-On a child's Superman costume:
"Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly."
(I don't blame the company, I blame parents for this one. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/ohh.gif" alt="" />)
-On a Swedish chain saw:
"Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands."
(Was there a chance of this happening somewhere? . . . Good grief! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/eek.gif" alt="" />)
-On a bottle of Palmolive Dishwashing liquid:
"Do not use on food."
("Hey, Mom, we're out of syrup!" "It's OK, honey, just grab the palmolive, it's next to the ratpoison." <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/eek.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/eek.gif" alt="" />)
