Warning: Do not climb inside this bag and zip it up. Doing so will cause injury and death." -- A label inside
a protective bag (for fragile objects), which measures 15cm by 15cm by 12cm.
Remember, objects in the mirror are actually behind you." -- On a motorcycle helmet-mounted rear-view mirror.
Do not eat." -- On a slip of paper in a stereo box, referring to the styrofoam packing.
Remove wrapper, open mouth, insert muffin, eat." -- Instructions on the packaging for a muffin
Simply pour the biscuits into a bowl and allow the cat to eat when it wants." -- On a bag of cat biscuits.
In order to get out of car, open door, get out, lock doors, and then close doors." -- In a car manual.
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