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Oh, wait. I misread that. I saw "12-shelf", not "12-inch". All the same, you're right. Unfortunately it is necessary... <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/disagree.gif" alt="" />

Hey, I usually swallow two pianos a day (whole), and I havn't suffered from anything yet!



Is this one really nescesary?

Übereil

Maybe it's the tirth piano that will do the tric?
But that explains that weird bump on your back <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/evilgrin1.gif" alt="" /> (just kidding as always)

I have a bump on my back <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/puppyeyes.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/cry.gif" alt="" />?

Übereil

Oh, I'm sorry, did your mama never told you that?? <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/evilgrin1.gif" alt="" />
No, I'm just kidding, Übi, you look perfect. You always makes me think of my cousin who died a few years ago in a carcrash <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/cry.gif" alt="" /> . I still miss him so much, but when I look at you, it's like you are his twinbrother. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" />

Why?

Übereil

-On a disposable razor:
Do not use this product during an earthquake.

(I have nothing better to do during an earthquake than shave <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/silly.gif" alt="" />)

-On a handgun:
Not recommended for use as a nutcracker.

(Use your rifle <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/eek.gif" alt="" />)

-On pantyhose:
Not to be used in the commission of a felony.

(Don't forget to bring your ski mask <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/silly.gif" alt="" />)

-On a can of Fix-a-Flat:
Not to be used for breast augmentation.

(eh...)

-On a Pentium chip:
If this product exhibits errors, the manufacturer will replace it
for a $2-shipping and a $3-handling charge, for a total of $4.97

(computer logic? <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/think.gif" alt="" />)

-On a calendar:
Use of term "Sunday" for reference only.
No meteorological warranties express or implied.

(Can we have sundays on the other days? <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" />)

Now that's a desperate woman that got that warning put on the product...


Floating point error! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/delight.gif" alt="" />

I remember that. On the first Pentium chips you used to be able to calculate:
3 * 3 = 8.9999999999999


What the... <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/confused.gif" alt="" /> I don't even know what they're disclaiming there!

On Intex queen-size air mattress: Use only under competent supervision.

On Batman: The Animated Series Armor Set Halloween costume box: PARENT: Please
exercise caution- make and chest plate are not protective; cape does not enable
wearer to fly.

On a bottle of Brut aftershave lotion: Flammable until dry. Do not use when
smoking or near fire, flame, or heat.

Found on instructions for a fire extinguisher: Carry to fire.

Found on Bowl Fresh Bathroom Freshener and Toilet Roll Holder: Harmful if
swallowed. Call physician immediately.

Shan <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" />

Having just done fire warden training, I can see the signifigance in that one. You need to be within a couple of meters of the fire for them to work at all. It's certainly close enough to be uncomfortably hot. I reckon if someone was in line-of-sight of a fire, they'd use it like a hose and squirt from too far away.

Congratz HanDeeFireWardenDudeFood..... <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/up.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wave.gif" alt="" />

rofl.

Some of these I can see might be needed.

Couldn't someone tell me that before???
Now look what you have done!!

You too?
It's fun, no? <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" />
I went with a freind who works in a chemical plant. They have their own little fire brigade there.

Anyway, you're right. Most ppl are to scared/nervous/in panic to get close enough to the fire to put an extinguisher to good use. A lot of fires could be controlled or even extinguished if someone who knows what he/she was doing reacts right away.

I once read or heared (it's some time ago now) a "story" about ppl calling tv stations and newspapers to complain they didn't got sun on "SUNday". Others called to order sunny weather (couse they had an outside wedding planned or kids went on a field trip and so on...)
- I know <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/eek.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/eek.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/eek.gif" alt="" />
But aparently those things really happen.

- Or maybe they expected this: hot fudge sunday
<img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" /> I'm sure our USA freinds on the forum know that one. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/winkwink.gif" alt="" />
Me like. Yum <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/winkwink.gif" alt="" />

Well, Sunday is named after God, represented by the Sun, so it is His own fault for not showing up on his own day. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" />

Acually, most days are named after Nordic gods...

Übereil

Really?
I find it hard to imagine the following week:

Thorday Lokiday Odinday Friggday Helday Balderday Fenrirday

That's my kind of Sunday (sundae)!! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" />

That rings a bell. I think they've all been translated over time though. I'm pretty sure Sunday is named after a Sun God.


Try saying them out loud...

Thorday = Thursday
Friggday = Friday

I'm sure one of Loki and Odin is Monday. I must look this up...