-On a bag of Fritos
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(The shoplifter special! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" />)
-On a Korean kitchen knife
Warning keep out of children.
(Out of? um... ok. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/confused.gif" alt="" />)
-On an American Airlines packet of nuts
Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.
(In that order? Are you sure? <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/delight.gif" alt="" />)
-On a Taiwanese shampoo
Use repeatedly for severe damage.
(um... eh... can I return this? <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/eek.gif" alt="" />)
-On the bottle-top of a (UK) flavoured milk drink
After opening, keep upright.
(ok... but how am I supposed to get it out of the bottle? <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/confused.gif" alt="" />)
-In some countries, on the bottom of Coke bottles
Open other end.
(Will do. Thankx for pointing that out. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/ROFL.gif" alt="" />)
-On a New Zealand insect spray
This product not tested on animals.
(not even on insects? <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" /> )
-In a US guide to setting up a new computer
To avoid condensation forming,allow the boxes to warm up to room temperature before opening.
(Sensible, but eh... Gee, look what I just found INSIDE the box <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" />)
-On a hotel provided shower cap in a box
Fits one head.
(And where am I supposed to leave my other head? <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/silly.gif" alt="" />)
Ummmm, in your pants, silly! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/ROFL.gif" alt="" />
