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-On an infant's bathtub:
Do not throw baby out with bath water.
(And do not throw baby out without bath water! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/eek.gif" alt="" />)
-On a package of Fisherman's Friend(R) throat lozenges:
Not meant as substitute for human companionship.
(Ahoy matey <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/silly.gif" alt="" />)
-On a Magic 8 Ball:
Not advised for use as a home pregnancy test.
(Is that true, HEF? <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/winkwink.gif" alt="" />)
-On a roll of Life Savers:
Not for use as a flotation device.
(Darn, guess I'll have to buy a boat elswhere <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/think.gif" alt="" />)
-On a refrigerator:
Refrigerate after opening.
(eh... ok... I'll put in the freezer. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/rolleyes.gif" alt="" />)
